~NEW BEGINNING~

New year. Chinese New Year. Chap Goh Meh. Thaipusam. Valentines. 

Spot the similarity peeps.

Ans: All is OVERRRR.

Such a GREAT BEGINNING for 2012 and too sad to say this:-

Holiday is over, Fun time is over & Relaxation is over.

No more Lazy Song by Bruno Mars. No more lame excuses. No more innocent thinking. No more elasticity on my skin. No more sadness. No more extra calories. No more patience. 

Every year, there is good and bad things happens in your life. It's depends on how you take it. 

Whether you want to face it with tears or a smile. 

But unfortunately, I'm dropping more tears than my weight. FML.

Although it is hard, but I have to make all my problems as my past now. 

Thank you for teaching me living is not simple as ABC.

As usual, new year new RESOLUTIONSSSSS.

Of course I'm going to list it all down because it will motivated me to do it again for next year. 

• DEFINITELY GOING TO GET A BOYFRIEND. I MEAN A HIGH QUALITY ONE.
• SLIM DOWN TO MY DESIRE WEIGHT, 65kgs.
• GET A GREAT JOB WITH REASONABLE PAY.
• FINISH MY DEGREE REAL SOON.

This is all I want to achieve this year. That's all I wanna list it down since one of my dream will come true soon.

MY KOREA TRIP BABEH! 

~Making effort~

Am I really making effort to back to your side?

I don't think so. 

There is some time I wanna call you badly and I pray everyday things will get back like last time.

But things already happened. 

Not to say who is the victim for this tragedy, but why I am the only one making effort to get repair our friendship? Maybe we should do it together? 

So please don't tell me I am not making effort towards our friendship.

I am waiting for you with an open heart but I'm not clear about you. How about you PM me and tell me what are you thinking?

I'm tired of guessing what should I do next and what is the next reaction I should give when things happen.

My birthday is coming soon but for the first time in my life planning for my birthday celebration is never been this sad. 

Is it the end of our story?

I thought we can share every moment till the day we get old. :(

~Missing you~

It's been a while I didn't update my not so happening blog.

Tonnes of shit happened in my life but I didn't spill a word in here probably because of I'm such an attention whore? so I posted all my grieve and anger in Twitter and Facebook.
I should write more starting from now onwards.

Alright, I should be start updating about myself. * I know you care about me! *
Where should I start? 

How about something really changed my life dramatically?

I've been accused as an Ipod thief. Life can never be this sucks. All my dignity as a bestie to her is gone and I guess maybe FOREVER? I'm not going to tell the whole story here. If you are my friend then probably you don't even need a note I guess you can remember and even memorize it well.
Either she want to believe it or not, I don't even care about that anymore. I'm trying my best to clarified I'm not the one and yet things ended up pretty badly. You want me to stand in your shoe?

I'm sorry but I can't. 

A good reason why I won't steal your Ipod is neither I own an Iphone 4 nor Sony mp4, but you one of my closest friend. After sharing almost every moments in my life, I can't even imagine until the day I die this kind of thing will happen between us.

I'm not trying to fight with you or being sarcastically telling you this.

Because I thought you trust me. HARD

When I look at the stuff around me, most of them makes me think of you.
When people ask me who is my bestie and I can't answer straight away anymore.

There is a hole in my heart where is only for you. 

Only you.

I don't know what will happen between you and me but I hope you come back to fill in the hole in my heart soon. I mean real soon.
I'm not going to ask you come back to me until the day you trust me just like us before April.
Hope you live your life happily.

I will miss you from here. I really miss you so bad. :(

~Fragile~

Since I need catch up with my beauty sleep soon, I'm going to post a short one.

When Mr. Right bump into Ms. Right naturally they will ended getting married and live happily ever after. RIGHT?!

Since I'm still single, so I don't understand what kind of feelings involved when two people loving each other deeply and ended up making a brave decision to get married and continue to live together forever and ever.

But unfortunately, I don't believe in forever and ever thingy because I don't believe in EVERLASTING LOVE.

* this is mad lame*

Since the divorce rate is increasing every year and people tends to be signing marriage certificate like giving autograph to anyone and getting married is like a trend for those youngster nowadays.
Maybe a lot of you guys didn't agree with me BUT THIS IS MY BLOG. WHAT I LIKE TO WRITE IS DEPENDS ON ME. SO IF YOU THINK I'M WRONG THEN please leave a comment and discuss together. I don't mind to share other people opinions. LOL! XD

First of all, can you swear to God that you won't fall in love with other people after 30 or 40 years of marriage and your love towards your partner never ever change and stay strong until you die?
This kind of question is quite subjective but for me the answer is definitely NO.
Maybe from the beginning I shouldn't worried about the thing happens 30 or 40 years later but I feel insecure that I will lose my husband during my 40'sor 50's. Is like hanging in the middle and got nowhere to go.

"Marriage Life is Giving and Taking at the same time" quoted by Elvina Ting.

I try so hard to understand it but maybe I need to get married first in order to reach this kind of level.
Before you getting married the world is just belongs to both of you but when the other factors like money, responsible and etc comes in your life, the bond between the husband and wife seems to be loosen.

Sounds mad contradicting. WTF.

Where should I find those confidence to believe in people and everlasting love?
Maybe the time is not right,

I still cannot believe in others yet.

~Surviving~

Everyone is living their life in different ways but why I am the only one thinks that my life is dull and meaningless? I feel like my life is not happening at all and it is like a damn routine. Like the same hell boring routine which is going to work on weekdays and resting at home on weekends. And of course I'm not emo-ing 24/7 for 365 days. If I'm going to do that to myself, a young pretty gorgeous Samantha Woo will turns to wrinkly old hag mummy looking woman wandering around Kuala Lumpur.

Maybe because I live my life to the max during high school time so I don't feel excited hanging out anymore? Damn it. I should listen to my mom. Blame it on me who like to go shopping since young age. Or maybe blame those boring shopping malls keep on selling those not so my taste and size goods. FML. Maybe few of them is mad nice but the price is like beyonddddd my budget.

While I'm getting older, the way I viewed the world is changing dramatically.

Like what?

1. One thousand dollar is like one hundred dollar.
   Nowadays people spend money like crazy. Compared to last time, holding hundred bucks is like millionaire for me. Like the world is in my hand and I'm thinking a lot of ways to spend my hundred bucks in not so wisely way. *Mad Syiok!* 
   
   
2. All my beauty products changed from young bouncy oily skin range to dull corpse looking aging skin range.
   Yeah maybe I'm not in my 30's yet but like you all know environment that we all live in now is extremely bad for our body and skin. And blame those IT Geeks who invented internet connection which making me always sleep late at night. * I hate you!*
   
   
3. Having a beau is important but having a rich beau with a car or maybe more? is a neccessity for my love life.
   Before you going to say I'm such a greedy cheapo bitch, please ask yourself HONESTLY do you wanna date with your beau taking Metrobus or RapidKL sardin-fy yourself while you're getting ready for an hour at home wearing 10 inches thick ICI on your face with a nice dress and killing heels on? And when your beau ask you to stay over at his house you need to go back by taxi next day? Or when you and your beau wanna go somewhere nice at night you scared you will missed the last bus or paying double for taxi's fare after 12am?
   
   
   HELL NO RIGHT? 
   ALL THIS IS FOR TEENAGER LAHHH. I'M TOO OLD FOR ALL THIS.
   
   
   So stop blaming me for being so realistic bitch, you jerk. I'm not asking him to fetch me with Ferrari's or whatever damn expensive cars out there but at least a car with 4 tyres will do. And of course the car is not older than my grand grand grandmother.
   
   
4. Go for elegant and feminie looking type of clothes rather than being cool and young types of clothes.
   Nowadays, I feel like want to wear something matured or in other word FEMININE rather than being funky cool monkayyyy style. It's not that I wanna look rich or pretend that I'm damn high standard but maintaining my look from being the same with those seafoodssss in Sg Wang is like a must in my life. I just DON'T UNDERSTAND for those damn low quality shirts can sell for maybe 80 bucks while I can get myself few branded shirts in Pavilion and the most important is I CAN TRY DA CLOTHES ON MYSELF. Maybe those tenants in Sg Wang got not enough money to build in a fitting room for their own shop *which is impossible* or maybe *obviously* they don't wanna let you try on it so you will buy it-regret like hell-and go buy another one kind of tactics.
    
   
5. I start to hate G-R-A-V-I-T-Y.
   Don't understand? All girls need a tool to make one part of their body looks higher, firmer, bigger and rounder. LOL! Look at your girlfriend, sister, mother and grandmother or maybe your great grandmother then you can spot the difference! XD
   
   Wishlist for November 2010.
   
   • getting a Charles & Keith Studded Hobo Bag in Brown colour. *mad loves*
   • buy myself some UNIQLO clothes *I just can't wait for it to open in Malaysia!* 
   • looks hotter like Lena or LeeHyori. * I wanna be WooHyori!* 
   • getting an Iphone4 *hope can get it asap*
   • win lottery *I think this one is easier compared to get a hottie as a beau right?*
      
   Blogging while listening to Stacey Kent is happier than reaching 10 orgasms in a minute! Good night everyone! I love you all.
   
   XOXO

~Hard Tough Sad Life~

It's been awhile I didn't update myself in my own blog. Since I'm in the mood of blogging then maybe I should write a short one. It's been a year, I try to laid back and think what is the best choice for myself to move on to a brighter future. Unfortunately, I've been dragging for too long and now I realize things is not going fine as I plan and it is not the way I want to live my life now. Now is not a time to tell myself what should I do in the future but is to get my stupid lazy ass moving or I will get nothing for my future. Maybe it's sounds serious but it is 101% true.

I thought working should be challenging and fun while I can learn variety kind of knowledge of life which I can't learn it from text books but what I'm experiencing now is just TOO MUCH FOR ME.

It may sounds a bit exaggerate but I bet only my colleague is the only one who totally understand how suffering am I inside the office and I guess they are facing the same problem as me?

The main reason I wanna work at this company is because IT IS DAMN NEAR MY HOUSE. 

It is like 15 minutes walking distance! Can you imagine you no need to stress about not getting enough sleep and wake up early to work and ended up 'sardin-fy' inside the bus or train? It is mad rocksss when come to this reason but there is another obstacle causing my life really damn freaking miserable thanks to the tall one.

*like hormone imbalance and emotional breakdown kinda symptoms*

*I'm not going to tell you who is him or her but I think most of you can guess it right?*

*Yeah you are right! Nehhh that one lehhh!* XD

First of all, as you can think one person born with :-

1. a pair of hands;
2. a pair of legs;
3. a pair of eyes; and
4. a brain.

*I just mention which is important parts lahhh*

That tall one expect me to have or maybe she expect me born with:-

1. 100000000000 pairs of hands;
2. 1000000000000000000000 pairs of legs;
3. 100000000000000000000000000 pairs of eyes; and
4. infinity of brainssssssssssssssssss.

UNFORTUNATELY, ME, SAMANTHA WOO PUI YEE CANNOT FULFILL YOUR REQUIREMENTS.

From the first week you asked me to be patience since our boss is trying to hire more people to help but I waited for maybe 3 months? Non of the new staff is MEANT TO BE TO DOING MY JOB.

The work is just overloading and even 4 TRAYS of mine is not enough for his/her to add in any more documents. It is just mad full and will fall anytime. Is like ANYTIMEEEE!!!

I don't mind if the amount of the work is mutha freaking alottttttt but the attitude of him/her is UNBEARABLEEEE!!!  I think that tall one PHAIL his or hers Moral Subject since she don't even deserve to be identify as a human. You know I got not enough time to do it but you always said this one that one another one is URGENT. All also like mad urgent then which one should I do first? Your thing is urgent while my thing is not urgent? At the end of the day you said I can't finish my work on time? What a GOOD SUPERIOR. Best of the best.


How can I cope with this kind of environment although it is like mad near my house? I feel like I'm being abused by the employer? Maybe more worst than those illegal foreigners? I think my pay is cheaper than them and my workload is like for 30 persons. If you think I am exaggerate here, maybe one day you should come over to my office or maybe I should take picture and show it here? So everyone will clear what is the shit I wrote here like 4 in the morning.


THIS IS MY BLOG SO I GOT MY OWN FREEDOM TO SPILL MY WORDS HERE.
I didn't mention Name or Gender in here so whoever read it and wanna tell that person about it, you better think twice cause I will curse you, your family, your next generation and your next next generation. You don't think you deserved it? Yeah you totally deserved it!
Bitch and Bastard!

If you didn't spill a word then you are my friends forever. Thank you for respecting me as a human. In case you forgot I am a human made of flesh and fats. My emotion will swing too.

~Myths and Facts of Orgasm~

It definitely took scientists and long years of research to discovered G-spot. LOL!

Freud describe two types of female orgasm. One is arising from the erogenous zone is vagina called the clitoris, and the other G-spot, through direct penetration during sexual intercourse or stimulation,

Myths and mystery surrounds female orgasm, which can lead to additional issues between couples if left unexplained or debunked.

MYTH : An orgasm is always on earth-moving experience and there is something wrong is a women is unable to have one.

FACT: Some women have orgasm but don't know it. Others may not experience orgasm by the way feeling of a contraction of the pelvic floor muscle. They do however reach a peak of arousal either which they feel relaxed and contented, the same feeling other women experience after orgasm. By contrast, women who get very aroused and do not experience orgasm will sometimes feel nervous or edgy or even an aching discomfort in their pelvis.


MYTH: 'Normal' women reach orgasm through intercourse.

FACT: Only about third of women experience orgasm regularly during intercourse. A third can reach orgasm with intercourse but need extra stimulation. A third never achieve orgasm during intercourse but can manual or oral stimulation. Having orgasms by means other than intercourse is normal variation of female sexuality. In the past, people thought that 'mature' women had their orgasms with intercourse. However, laboratory studies in 1960's showed that an orgasm is an orgasm no matter which way you obtain it. How a woman reaches an orgasm had nothing to do with her mental health or emotional maturity.


MTYH: Inability to reach orgasm, or anorgasmia means a woman is frigid or that there is something wrong with her or her relationship.

FACT: Women who were able to have orgasm in the past but can no longer do so may be suffering from a medical problem or side effect from medication. Women who have never had an orgasm may never have learned what type and duration of the stimulation they need.


MYTH: If a woman cannot reach orgasm, then her partner is not skillful lover

FACT: While there are many ways a loving partner can help a woman reach orgasm, in the end, a womanis responsible for hers own sexual pleasure. That does not mean her partner should not be involved. Communication between partners is very important. It is up to the woman to inform her partner her likes and dislike in their love making.


MYTH: A woman has to have an orgasm in order to enjoy sex. This myth seems to be more common among men and other women.

FACT: Many women enjoy the closeness and the physical intimacy of sex and are satisfied even if they do not, or do not always, have an orgasm.

~The moment I can't breath~

This post is about the moment I can't breath yesterday.
Seriously I thought I will die at that moment.
I struggled for half an hour without breathing properly and all in my mind is my Mom and I keep regretting on what I have done so far.
Looking at my sister, she is crying while finding envelope for me to breath. Looking at her makes me feel more guilty.
My dad keeps on calling my brother asking him to come back home to fetch me to hospital.

1. Why I'm doing nothing for a long period.
2. Why I can't treat my family better.
3. Why I can't take good care of myself while I know I have asthma.
4. Why I act like that as a friend.
5. Why I can't be more useful without burdening my sister.
   
   
   
   I'm so sorry Mommy.
   I realized I didn't keep my promise to be a better human.
   From this moment, I don't wanna promise anything again until I can keep my promise with you.
   I know you're worried about me until your last breath.
   I wanna be more useful from now on.
   Although there is a lot of things keeps on discourage me but I hope I can get out from the circle I draw for myself.
   Get going Woo Pui Yee.
   
   Mommy I love you.

~Seduction of Winney Wonney~

It is easy to enjoy wine but understanding it better opens up whole new world of tastes and sensations.

Wine appreciation has a rich history dating back to about 6.500 BC, but it is often been seen as a snooty pastime fir the well-heeled. That's changing now, as more and more wine pours into the local market. Or wine scene is young but it's vibrant and exciting, and more importantly growing. Expect to see more accessible wine market, with a wider price range which will allow you to buy both affordable, quaffable wines and more upmarket luxe labels.

I will show you some basic on appreciating wine.

BUT REMEMBER!

Drinking wine is all about pleasure not rules. The more styles and types you try, the easier it is to identify what suits your tastebuds, and the more sensitive your tastebuds will become.

• CHILLING OUT
  
  
  
  Many F&B outlets out there is still commit the cardinal SIN! or serving wine, especially red wine. TOO WARM. While you may hear the words "room temperature" used in self-defence,*BULLSHIT* bear in mind with this rule, serving red wine at room temperature is originated in Europe, not MALAYSIA. They are not serving "room temperature" wine but boiled hot wine.
  
  Red wine
  The best temperature for red wine with lighter color is around 12 Celsius while for heavier, more tannic wine is around 17 Celsius.
  Tips: the best is either refrigerating or soaking the bottle in an ice bucket for up to 30 minutes before serving
  
  White wine
  The best temperature for white wines should be served at about 12 Celsius, while sweet wines can be served from 6 Celsius.
  Tips: too cool is better than too war, as the wine warms up in the glass.
  
  Important: Don't be afraid to send the wine back to the moron who cheat your money cause you may missed many of the nuances of the wine. And HOLD YOUR GLASS BY THE STEM NOT THE BOWL, to avoid warming manually with your body heat. LOL!!
  
  
  
  
  
  Correct way to hold wine glass.
  
  

  

  Incorrect way to hold a wine glass.
  *pretty also useless lahhh*
• TASTING TIPS
  
  
  Appreciating wine is a holistic sensory experience, and a good glass of wine can be felt down to your very toes! It's poetry in a glass, and like much poetry, needs a closer look to decipher.
  
  
  
  • Use the right glass.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Balloon glasses with more rounded bowls for red wine.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Tulip-shaped glasses for white 
  
  
  
  
  Tall flute for sparkling.
  
  

  • Appreciate the clarity and color.
    
    
    Tilt the glass slightly over a white surface to appreciate the clarity and color, and check for the sediment. Young white wine are usually pale, then grow deeper gold as they age. Reds can run the spectrum of the hue, but older reds are usually more muted, slightly brownish.
    
    
  • Use both of your sense of smell and taste.
    
    
    To 'taste' the wine, use both of your senses. Start out by swirling the wine gently to release its aromas, sniff lightly for the first impression of the wine. It should smell clean and fresh. If it smells mouldly, it's corked, and a 'cooked' smell means that the wine has been oxidized - usually due to poor storage at inappropriate temperatures.
    
    
  • Look for aromas
    
    
    Swirl the wine again and inhale deeply. Look at the aromas of oak, herbs. berries, flowers, honey and citrus. A good wine has a complex, multi-layered nose.
    
    
  • Look for sensations
    
    
    With a first sip, allow the wine lightly coat your tongue. Look for the sensations like whether is light or heavy on your tongue, whether it has crisp acidity, the level of the alcohol content and the tannin levels in red wine. These sensations should be balanced, without one being overly prominent.
    

    
    
  • Look for flavours
    As the wine evolve in your mouth, look for flavours such as berries, citrus fruits, spices or wood
    
    
  • Look to the finish
    
    
    Finally, look to the finish of the wine, the lingering impression it leaves in your mouth after swallowing. Note if it was long, lingering finish and what your last flavour impression was.

  
  
  

  Types of Wine 

  Reds,

  Richer wines, with deeper flavours and more 'weight' than whites, they're made from red grapes such as Shiraz or Cabernet Sauvignon. The wine's flavour s and colours come from the grape juice fermented with the skins and seeds for a time, as well as aging it in oak barrels. Reds have distinct tannins, a compound that produces the astringent quality in the mouth and provides the wine with it's aging potential.

  
  

  Whites,

  Made from a white grapes such as Chardonnay and Sauvignon Blanc; most have the skins and seeds removed during the fermentation process. They are lighter and more delicate than red wines.

  
  

  Roses.

  Made from red grapes, these wines get their delicate blush and flavours from a very short fermenting period with the skins intact. They should be drunk young and served very chilled, like whites.

  
  

  Sparkling,

  Known by different names around the world, there are also various methods to make sparkling wine. The most expensive method, which makes the highest quality bubbly, is the methode champenoise, used to make French Champagne (it can only be called as champagne if it is produce under the same province). Similar wines from Spain are calledtires like cava, prosecco from Italy, sekt from Germany and sparkling wine from countries like US and Australia.

  
  

  Fortified,

  There are made from base wines combined with spirits, and include sherries, ports, madeiras and vermouth. They are rich and flavourful and many are served as either aperitits or digestits.

  
  

  Sweet,

  Sweet dessert wines can be made from Moscato grapes, with fermentation stopped before all the sugar in the wine has been converted to alcohol. Or it can be made with botrytis, also known as 'noble rot'- a FUNGUS!!! introduced to the grape which removes water and concentrates the sugar. A good sweet wine is rich and luscious and tastes complex, honeyed fruit rather than sugar.

  
  

  Major Wines
  
  

  
  

  

  Syrah / Shiraz

  Both the names refer to the same red variety but it only called as Syrah in Europe. Deep and dark red with strong tannins, it has the distinct aroma of wild black fruits.
  
  

  

  Merlot

  Pronounced as 'mare-lo', this easy to drink red is often perfumed with typical scents of plums, cherries and herbal flavours, with milder tannins.
  
  
  

  

  Cabernet Sauvignon

  This red is often blend of merlot and cabernet franc and undergoes the oak treatment. Pronounced as 'ca-burr-ney so-veen-yaw', it is full bodied red with a rounded and firm flavour.
  
  
  

  

  Pinot Noir

  This red is rarely blended and it is often called as the noblest of the red. Pronounced 'pee-know na-wahr', its structure is delicate, fresh and with softer tannins and fruits aroma.
  
  
  

  

  Chardonnay

  Chardonnay 'sha-doe-nay' is a very popular that can be sparkling or still. Often described as 'voluptuous' the wine is white bodied with rich citrus flavours. Fermenting in young oak barrel to give it a butterly flavour.
  
  
  
  

  

  Sauvignon Blanc

  Originally from the Bordeux region from France,this white is blended with Semillion, Pronounced 'so-veen-yaw blah' LOL!, this white normally expresses a herbal character with bell peppers with frssh flavours of green fruits such as apples, pears and gooseberries.
  
  
  

  

  Riesling

  Originally from the Asace region from Germany. Riesling 'rees-ling' is aromatic and typically dry. This aroma is fresh and will reminds you of apples.

  
  

  
  

  The way you drink wine and your attitude towards wine is a measurement of your standard in the society. I'm not saying that drinking the most expensive wine can upgrade your standard but drinking your favourite wine and you know the story behind it will make you more appreciate what you are drinking and the wine will be tastier automatically become tastier.
  
  

  Now, is time for you to find your very own favourite flavour.

~LeadJa is Gone ~

I'm not going to have chance to see PARK JAE BEOM again.

Not even once. "Thanks to JYPE",

Park Jin Young, you are such an "EXCELLENT CEO".

Thanks to you 2PM become 1.59pm.

Thanks to you 1.59PM had to survived without a leader.

Thanks to you Jaebeom need to go back to Seattle.

Thanks to you Jaebeom reputation and image hit rock bottom.

Thanks to you my heart is stop beating.

 Thanks to you his face, his voice, his dance move, his charisma disappear in a day.

Since from the beginning you want him to leave, why you still wanna deceived all the fans that he will be back?

*according to what you had said in Golden Fishery*

 Stop giving false hope to us, what you have done is worst than an animal.

Blamed it on Jaebeom because he wrote nonsense in myspace. There is a lot of rumours saying that what Jaebeom has wrote is not about the critics for Korean but is the critics for JYPE stupid contract. As a management company you are not protecting your artist but destroy their image and reputation?

*this is just a rumour and I'm not saying this is 100% true so don't sue me for assaulting your company*

YOU ARE THE BEST JYPE. *THUMBS UP FOR YOU!*

And what is the purpose for the 27th Feb conference?

Gathered all 2pm fans listen to your excuses why you abandoned our Leadja?

OR

Begging us not to boycott 1.59pm album on April?

OR 

Giving warning to all the fans not to have any controversy in front JYP building?

According to JYPE announcement, Jaebeom is not possible coming back as 2pm member but is it means he is totally not an artist under JYPE? Hope YGE or SME will sign him as artist ASAP. *LOL*

But everything above is not important anymore. Jaebeom won't be returning as 2pm leader anymore.

Leadja is gone. :(

 But you still the one I loveeeeeee JAY!!

~Super Junior 2nd Asia Tour "Super Show 2"~

Super Junior is coming to Kuala Lumpur on 20th March 2010!!!

I'm quite sure everyone already know this LONGGGG time ago and NOW only I talk about it.

*Booooo...MIDORI SO OUTDATED...LOSER!!!*

Don't know what year and what month already, when I watched TVXQ concert for a first time, Super Junior is their special guest that night!! But during that time I don't know who is Super Junior or Super Senior *whatever..I just go and see my TVXQ Max Oppa* *that time favourite is Max Changmin Oppa but now is Xiah Junsu Oppa* means I already saw them in person once clearly. 

And luckily I can shake hand with one of them *hohohoho* *unfortunately I forgot who is him*. And then they performed together with TVXQ and they look extremely HOT!  I remember I like Kangin that time!! *and of course now is Eunhyuk Oppa kekeke* <3 <3

Oppa told me about SUJU 2nd Asia Tour long time ago but since I watched them before plus Oppa is not going to watch them this time so I've decided not to watch them again LORRR!!! *Oppa that I mention here neither Eunhyuk nor Kangin but is Ms CPY* LOL

But NOW I FEEL DAMN REGRET BECAUSE I SCARED I GOT NO CHANCE TO WATCH THEM AGAIN IN FUTURE!! SO HOWWW NOWW??!! 

*cry myself a river also useless lahhh!!*

Why I said no chance?!

1. Kangin involved in some cases *assault and hit & run*
2. Hangeng is terminating his contract with SM Entertainment.
3. Rumour about 5 of them going to terminate their contract too.

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF 

One of the above IS GOING TO COME TRUE...

OMGWTFBBQ

So GOD please drop me a VIP TICKET OR DROP ME SOME CASH around RM460 *RM458+RM2*

Moral value for this post: NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WILL REGRET LATER. 

P.S: Ms. Teddy suggest that I should stalk them at hotel in order I can do anything to them *hamsap teddy!!* LOL

~Midori "New Year's Resolutions"~

I'm not going to write any Resolutions this year. 

This is because what I have wrote last year is the same with this year and what I should write this year is similar to next year Resolutions. *means I didn't achieve a thing every year* *yeah I'm a loser so what?!!*.

Then why do I care to write any New Year's Resolutions like other blogger? 

A loser like me didn't need to write down any Resolutions anymore because the 'To-Do' list already permanently emblazoned in my brain; a constant reminder in the back of my head. Actually New Year's Resolution is a plan of life for that year. So at least I planned my life every year with resolutions. When the clock stopped at 12.01am of 1st January 2010, at that moment I feel extremely guilty and dissapointed of myself. Realized that I cannot give any excuse to myself anymore. The so-called I'm still young to responsible of anything excuses cannot apply in my life anymore.

Reality is cruel. 

Become happy is not easy as ABC anymore. 
*emo emo*
 

So I'm going to plan properly from now on. No more New Year's Resolutions or To-Do lists anymore, but I'm going to set LIFE GOALS for myself from now on. XD

• Gonna Take Good Care of My Family. *I Love You*
  
• Be Good In Something. *I hope is something related to my studies*
  
• Be Fit and Healthy. *My friends has been nagging me for centuries
•  Make New Friends, Keep Friends and Appreciate loved ones *Multiply My L-O-V-E to them!*
  
• I'm Going To Be HAPPY 24/7 =) *Live My Life To The Max!*

I'm not going to set so much of it to stressed out myself. Hope everyone have a blast this year! Stay Healthy!
*sounds like CNY wishes**Gong Xi Fatt Chai* LOL!

Happy New Year!

~How to keep busy with guys~

~** This post is dedicated to my dearest girlfriends **~

For my girlfriends who is single or double or triple *not single*, this is the Christmas present given sincerely by Midori Samantha Woo just for you guys.

Keeping your boyfriend happy should not be a very hard task if you follow a few ground rules. By following these rules, you can get a great relationship going with your boyfriend which could even end up in matrimony if all goes well. So girls, here are few important tips on how you can keep your boyfriend happy. If you think what I'm going to post is something like Trust, Support, Respect, Patience, Honesty and etc then you're so wrong. This is because my blog is not suitable for people who under 18 years old. Some more what I mentioned just now is common sense and the essentials for a relationship.

 All guys are HORNY and EGO.

Believe it or not all guys like beautiful girls. Who the hell don't like right? Don't blame them for this because this is just a fact or human nature for XY.

So the way to make them happy is satisfy their horny-ness.
If you thinking about something like S** then you're so damn freaking yellow minded. Cause I'm not going to talk about that dirty thing in public. *yucks!* :P

I'm going to talk about BOOBS and VAGINA.
Warning: For people who thinks the content for this post is inappropriate, please scroll to the top right hand-side of your monitor and press the X button. Thank you.

If a girl want to keep busy with guys or maintain their lovey-dovey relationship to the eternity, all they need to do is keep their body in the fittest and healthiest condition.  Maybe the first 10 years your boobs and vagina is in their best condition like the bouncy nice round basketball boobs and super tight vagina which can suck everything inside like black hole BUT how about 20 and 30 years later? Usually female tends to change physically within 20 years or 30 years * pregnancy or disease consider different cases * but if u take your body as granted and did not maintain or take care of it you will regret for your whole life not because you will die young but you will lonely for your whole life. Since the population of female is more than male in the whole wide world, the horny XY will get advantages for this fact. You think you will get a bottle fresh milk or a bottle of expired milk? You judge it yourself since everyone have their own preferences.|

Are you crazily rushing to the gym to exercise now?

Or planning to play basketball volleyball dodge-ball and whatever ball now?
Wait a second girls. After finish reading my post only decide what you should do later.

According to Dr. George Khoury, 39, from Hamburg, said that exercise excessively should be avoided since it destroys the breasts.
"The female breasts, even small ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,” warned Khoury.

"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts, which can lead to permanent sagginess," he added.

While Khoury agrees that the game may be good for the body he said the physical exertion of sports puts a strain on women's breasts. To avoid this fate, the surgeon said women can do two things: avoid to over exercise or buy a good sports bra. Khoury said this will limit the damage. Do you think your boyfriend or your target boyfriend or your admirer will like example A or example B? *LOL*

Example A


OR

Example B

YOU DECIDE YOURSELF LOL!!

A big reasons for a bad or an ineffective relationship is the lack of a good sex life. If you want to enjoy a happy and long lasting relationship you should seek ways to improve your sex life. The benefits of getting a tight vagina is having stronger vaginal muscles helps in achieving stronger and syiok-ker orgasms, better penetration and you feel every inch of your partner inside you as you feel every push of him inside you.

Men also love having sex with women who have tight vagina that is the reason they are attracted to young girls so if you make your vagina tighter your man will stay loyal to you and could not stop himself from being home early. *hehe*

 

Tight V will make your partner stay loyal to you and make him go back home early.

A loose V will make your partner  disloyal to you and always go back home late.

 

 

How to maintain the tightness of your V? 

 

These days there are two very popular method of vaginal tightening one is through surgery and the other one is through the use of herbal vaginal tightening creams. *hahaha!*  Maybe after applying the cream you can use it as lubricant at the same time? LOL!

So girls, after I wrote a lot of crap, I hope you guys can increase your awareness towards your body so you can stay popular and attractive anytime anywhere.

~Lonely Christmas~

This year 2009, I'm going to celebrate Christmas by myself. 

You think I'm so pity? No, you're wrong.

You think I will so sad for this? No, you're wrong.

Unfortunately, I don't feel anything at all. Cause I already know once Teddypyan go to UK, everything around me will change 180 degrees. Now everything happens in the way I already expected and honestly I'm happy with it. Maybe you will think that everyone beside me can celebrate x'mas with their love one but why Woo Pui Yee can't get a BF? Maybe because of I'm fat? I won't deny this is one of the reasons, but for me getting a BF is not easy.

Then PLEASE DEFINE WHAT IS BF?

BF is the one you can lean on? 
Not really..how bout friends?

BF is the one u can kiss anytime? 
Not really cause i can kiss with random guys..
BF is the one pay for your bill?  
Not really cause my family also can pay for me.
BF is the one u can have sex with?  
Not really..who say must have sex with your bf only? BORING!
BF is the one can accompany you 24/7?  
Sorry but I'm not interested with this kind of guy.

So can anybody tell me why do I need to get a BF? For me the usefulness of a BF is just like that. Sorry but no offense for those girls who have BOYFRIEND and I'm not attacking you guys. Maybe you think I'm self centered or just crapping and frankly I'm not saying that I don't like to date with guys but like the other girl out there I'm just seeking for the MR. RIGHT, so please don't think Woo Pui Yee is look pity cause I'm celebrate xmas myself.

I'm happy for who I am now, S.

~Lazy Ass~

I thought having a blog will encourage me to write more things but now I disagree on what I think earlier. I didn't update my blog maybe for a century. Living a life like me now is totally a disaster! Staying at home doing nothing and keep getting fatter makes me hate myself even more. Things get worsen that my pocket is screaming NOT ENOUGH MONEY! almost everyday. Sick of this life and maybe getting a job is the best solution.

Anyway, Jonathan is back and he always ask me out almost everyday! Although I really have fun but I need to control myself not going out often. O.o

This is because of :-

1. My family is angry at me cause I go back late and go out often.
2. My pocket is more kering kontang.
3. I need to give some space and time for Jonathan to date with Ayumi. *LOL*

Now is time to rearrange my time and going to live my life to the max!!

~At last~

At last I make a decision to defer my studies to January..

All the issues about money, friends and time are settled. Hooray for me! I'm not sad or regret in doing such decision because I know what I want now is freedom and become lazy ass at home. :p

~Farewell with Pussyman~

*well-known Pussyman*

He is the guy that I hate the most but at the same time spending time with him is fun!

He is leaving to Singapore next week and probably will come back to Malaysia on Christmas. Maybe is time for me to become stronger and independent since my best friends is leaving me one by one *studying & working*. Actually it is quite sad because my life is getting colorless and maybe I should find a boyfriend A.S.A.P. *LOL!*.

We have our dinner at Talipon which is located at Jalan Kuchai Lama. No need to elaborate more on what we ate because it is just a normal steamboat BBQ buffet which is served pork for their customer. *SAY YES TO PORK!*. As usual, fighting scene between me and pussyman is a must but the highlights for today neither me nor pussyman but Lily and Ken. LOL!

They fight just for a small matters and unexpectedly  the kind and innocent Ken transform to be a fierce tiger Ken and attack Lily continuously and of course *disappointed* he just attack her with words not with his body *sigh*. And of course the fierce looking angelic Lily wont argue with Ken in order to avoid the situation worsen. *pheww* . Actually I thought Lily will flip the table and jump towards Ken and scratch him non-stop. Proud of you Lily! *round of applause*

I have tried a new food like black pepper pork grilled with strawberry ice-cream and taste like coughing medicine pour on the meat *yucks!*. Thanks to pussyman I can try such a DELICIOUS FOOD in my life *round of applause*.

I wish pussyman all the best in working at Singapore and can't wait to hang out with him and Teddypyan soon!

~He steal my heart to Seattle...Jaebeom~

Is not because of his FAME I fall in love with him. All is about the FEELINGS.

Feel free to call me crazy, stupid or whatever words to describe my feelings now but you can't stop me from thinking and missing this guy. Until now i don't know what has happen to him. Please God, I'm begging you to make sure he is happy and guide him to the right path. Although I am no one to him, but he is the one and only for me.

saranghae J oppa...

~Insomnia~

Since I withdrawed from my studies at Utar, I already adapted a bad habits which is sleep LATE and wake up LATE. I tried my best to close my eyes EARLY and open my eyes EARLY but i still cannot make it. I can't blame on anyone except me because I was the one busy watching all the Korean and Japanese drama that I bought last time. What I can do now? Swallow the whole bottle of sleeping pills?

ARGHHH!! I cannot wait for HELP college October intake!!

Is time to sleep now...good night~

~*Yay Yay Yay*~

Hello everyone! This is my first post in my blog! *clap clap* I'm busy dealing with all the settings for this blog. It is quite complicated for a newbie like me. But I will make my blog as nice as I can! At last there is a space for me to spit all my words in my head and heart.

And of course, I will keep on improving in my blog!~*around of applause*