~How to keep busy with guys~

~** This post is dedicated to my dearest girlfriends **~

For my girlfriends who is single or double or triple *not single*, this is the Christmas present given sincerely by Midori Samantha Woo just for you guys.

Keeping your boyfriend happy should not be a very hard task if you follow a few ground rules. By following these rules, you can get a great relationship going with your boyfriend which could even end up in matrimony if all goes well. So girls, here are few important tips on how you can keep your boyfriend happy. If you think what I'm going to post is something like Trust, Support, Respect, Patience, Honesty and etc then you're so wrong. This is because my blog is not suitable for people who under 18 years old. Some more what I mentioned just now is common sense and the essentials for a relationship.

 All guys are HORNY and EGO.

Believe it or not all guys like beautiful girls. Who the hell don't like right? Don't blame them for this because this is just a fact or human nature for XY.

So the way to make them happy is satisfy their horny-ness.
If you thinking about something like S** then you're so damn freaking yellow minded. Cause I'm not going to talk about that dirty thing in public. *yucks!* :P

I'm going to talk about BOOBS and VAGINA.
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If a girl want to keep busy with guys or maintain their lovey-dovey relationship to the eternity, all they need to do is keep their body in the fittest and healthiest condition.  Maybe the first 10 years your boobs and vagina is in their best condition like the bouncy nice round basketball boobs and super tight vagina which can suck everything inside like black hole BUT how about 20 and 30 years later? Usually female tends to change physically within 20 years or 30 years * pregnancy or disease consider different cases * but if u take your body as granted and did not maintain or take care of it you will regret for your whole life not because you will die young but you will lonely for your whole life. Since the population of female is more than male in the whole wide world, the horny XY will get advantages for this fact. You think you will get a bottle fresh milk or a bottle of expired milk? You judge it yourself since everyone have their own preferences.|

Are you crazily rushing to the gym to exercise now?

Or planning to play basketball volleyball dodge-ball and whatever ball now?
Wait a second girls. After finish reading my post only decide what you should do later.

According to Dr. George Khoury, 39, from Hamburg, said that exercise excessively should be avoided since it destroys the breasts.
"The female breasts, even small ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,” warned Khoury.

"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts, which can lead to permanent sagginess," he added.

While Khoury agrees that the game may be good for the body he said the physical exertion of sports puts a strain on women's breasts. To avoid this fate, the surgeon said women can do two things: avoid to over exercise or buy a good sports bra. Khoury said this will limit the damage. Do you think your boyfriend or your target boyfriend or your admirer will like example A or example B? *LOL*

Example A


OR

Example B

YOU DECIDE YOURSELF LOL!!

A big reasons for a bad or an ineffective relationship is the lack of a good sex life. If you want to enjoy a happy and long lasting relationship you should seek ways to improve your sex life. The benefits of getting a tight vagina is having stronger vaginal muscles helps in achieving stronger and syiok-ker orgasms, better penetration and you feel every inch of your partner inside you as you feel every push of him inside you.

Men also love having sex with women who have tight vagina that is the reason they are attracted to young girls so if you make your vagina tighter your man will stay loyal to you and could not stop himself from being home early. *hehe*

 

Tight V will make your partner stay loyal to you and make him go back home early.

A loose V will make your partner  disloyal to you and always go back home late.

 

 

How to maintain the tightness of your V? 

 

These days there are two very popular method of vaginal tightening one is through surgery and the other one is through the use of herbal vaginal tightening creams. *hahaha!*  Maybe after applying the cream you can use it as lubricant at the same time? LOL!

So girls, after I wrote a lot of crap, I hope you guys can increase your awareness towards your body so you can stay popular and attractive anytime anywhere.