~How to keep busy with guys~

~** This post is dedicated to my dearest girlfriends **~

For my girlfriends who is single or double or triple *not single*, this is the Christmas present given sincerely by Midori Samantha Woo just for you guys.

Keeping your boyfriend happy should not be a very hard task if you follow a few ground rules. By following these rules, you can get a great relationship going with your boyfriend which could even end up in matrimony if all goes well. So girls, here are few important tips on how you can keep your boyfriend happy. If you think what I'm going to post is something like Trust, Support, Respect, Patience, Honesty and etc then you're so wrong. This is because my blog is not suitable for people who under 18 years old. Some more what I mentioned just now is common sense and the essentials for a relationship.

 All guys are HORNY and EGO.

Believe it or not all guys like beautiful girls. Who the hell don't like right? Don't blame them for this because this is just a fact or human nature for XY.

So the way to make them happy is satisfy their horny-ness.
If you thinking about something like S** then you're so damn freaking yellow minded. Cause I'm not going to talk about that dirty thing in public. *yucks!* :P

I'm going to talk about BOOBS and VAGINA.
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If a girl want to keep busy with guys or maintain their lovey-dovey relationship to the eternity, all they need to do is keep their body in the fittest and healthiest condition.  Maybe the first 10 years your boobs and vagina is in their best condition like the bouncy nice round basketball boobs and super tight vagina which can suck everything inside like black hole BUT how about 20 and 30 years later? Usually female tends to change physically within 20 years or 30 years * pregnancy or disease consider different cases * but if u take your body as granted and did not maintain or take care of it you will regret for your whole life not because you will die young but you will lonely for your whole life. Since the population of female is more than male in the whole wide world, the horny XY will get advantages for this fact. You think you will get a bottle fresh milk or a bottle of expired milk? You judge it yourself since everyone have their own preferences.|

Are you crazily rushing to the gym to exercise now?

Or planning to play basketball volleyball dodge-ball and whatever ball now?
Wait a second girls. After finish reading my post only decide what you should do later.

According to Dr. George Khoury, 39, from Hamburg, said that exercise excessively should be avoided since it destroys the breasts.
"The female breasts, even small ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,” warned Khoury.

"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts, which can lead to permanent sagginess," he added.

While Khoury agrees that the game may be good for the body he said the physical exertion of sports puts a strain on women's breasts. To avoid this fate, the surgeon said women can do two things: avoid to over exercise or buy a good sports bra. Khoury said this will limit the damage. Do you think your boyfriend or your target boyfriend or your admirer will like example A or example B? *LOL*

Example A


OR

Example B

YOU DECIDE YOURSELF LOL!!

A big reasons for a bad or an ineffective relationship is the lack of a good sex life. If you want to enjoy a happy and long lasting relationship you should seek ways to improve your sex life. The benefits of getting a tight vagina is having stronger vaginal muscles helps in achieving stronger and syiok-ker orgasms, better penetration and you feel every inch of your partner inside you as you feel every push of him inside you.

Men also love having sex with women who have tight vagina that is the reason they are attracted to young girls so if you make your vagina tighter your man will stay loyal to you and could not stop himself from being home early. *hehe*

 

Tight V will make your partner stay loyal to you and make him go back home early.

A loose V will make your partner  disloyal to you and always go back home late.

 

 

How to maintain the tightness of your V? 

 

These days there are two very popular method of vaginal tightening one is through surgery and the other one is through the use of herbal vaginal tightening creams. *hahaha!*  Maybe after applying the cream you can use it as lubricant at the same time? LOL!

So girls, after I wrote a lot of crap, I hope you guys can increase your awareness towards your body so you can stay popular and attractive anytime anywhere.

~Lonely Christmas~

This year 2009, I'm going to celebrate Christmas by myself. 

You think I'm so pity? No, you're wrong.

You think I will so sad for this? No, you're wrong.

Unfortunately, I don't feel anything at all. Cause I already know once Teddypyan go to UK, everything around me will change 180 degrees. Now everything happens in the way I already expected and honestly I'm happy with it. Maybe you will think that everyone beside me can celebrate x'mas with their love one but why Woo Pui Yee can't get a BF? Maybe because of I'm fat? I won't deny this is one of the reasons, but for me getting a BF is not easy.

Then PLEASE DEFINE WHAT IS BF?

BF is the one you can lean on? 
Not really..how bout friends?

BF is the one u can kiss anytime? 
Not really cause i can kiss with random guys..
BF is the one pay for your bill?  
Not really cause my family also can pay for me.
BF is the one u can have sex with?  
Not really..who say must have sex with your bf only? BORING!
BF is the one can accompany you 24/7?  
Sorry but I'm not interested with this kind of guy.

So can anybody tell me why do I need to get a BF? For me the usefulness of a BF is just like that. Sorry but no offense for those girls who have BOYFRIEND and I'm not attacking you guys. Maybe you think I'm self centered or just crapping and frankly I'm not saying that I don't like to date with guys but like the other girl out there I'm just seeking for the MR. RIGHT, so please don't think Woo Pui Yee is look pity cause I'm celebrate xmas myself.

I'm happy for who I am now, S.

~Lazy Ass~

I thought having a blog will encourage me to write more things but now I disagree on what I think earlier. I didn't update my blog maybe for a century. Living a life like me now is totally a disaster! Staying at home doing nothing and keep getting fatter makes me hate myself even more. Things get worsen that my pocket is screaming NOT ENOUGH MONEY! almost everyday. Sick of this life and maybe getting a job is the best solution.

Anyway, Jonathan is back and he always ask me out almost everyday! Although I really have fun but I need to control myself not going out often. O.o

This is because of :-

1. My family is angry at me cause I go back late and go out often.
2. My pocket is more kering kontang.
3. I need to give some space and time for Jonathan to date with Ayumi. *LOL*

Now is time to rearrange my time and going to live my life to the max!!

~At last~

At last I make a decision to defer my studies to January..

All the issues about money, friends and time are settled. Hooray for me! I'm not sad or regret in doing such decision because I know what I want now is freedom and become lazy ass at home. :p

~Farewell with Pussyman~

*well-known Pussyman*

He is the guy that I hate the most but at the same time spending time with him is fun!

He is leaving to Singapore next week and probably will come back to Malaysia on Christmas. Maybe is time for me to become stronger and independent since my best friends is leaving me one by one *studying & working*. Actually it is quite sad because my life is getting colorless and maybe I should find a boyfriend A.S.A.P. *LOL!*.

We have our dinner at Talipon which is located at Jalan Kuchai Lama. No need to elaborate more on what we ate because it is just a normal steamboat BBQ buffet which is served pork for their customer. *SAY YES TO PORK!*. As usual, fighting scene between me and pussyman is a must but the highlights for today neither me nor pussyman but Lily and Ken. LOL!

They fight just for a small matters and unexpectedly  the kind and innocent Ken transform to be a fierce tiger Ken and attack Lily continuously and of course *disappointed* he just attack her with words not with his body *sigh*. And of course the fierce looking angelic Lily wont argue with Ken in order to avoid the situation worsen. *pheww* . Actually I thought Lily will flip the table and jump towards Ken and scratch him non-stop. Proud of you Lily! *round of applause*

I have tried a new food like black pepper pork grilled with strawberry ice-cream and taste like coughing medicine pour on the meat *yucks!*. Thanks to pussyman I can try such a DELICIOUS FOOD in my life *round of applause*.

I wish pussyman all the best in working at Singapore and can't wait to hang out with him and Teddypyan soon!

~He steal my heart to Seattle...Jaebeom~

Is not because of his FAME I fall in love with him. All is about the FEELINGS.

Feel free to call me crazy, stupid or whatever words to describe my feelings now but you can't stop me from thinking and missing this guy. Until now i don't know what has happen to him. Please God, I'm begging you to make sure he is happy and guide him to the right path. Although I am no one to him, but he is the one and only for me.

saranghae J oppa...

~Insomnia~

Since I withdrawed from my studies at Utar, I already adapted a bad habits which is sleep LATE and wake up LATE. I tried my best to close my eyes EARLY and open my eyes EARLY but i still cannot make it. I can't blame on anyone except me because I was the one busy watching all the Korean and Japanese drama that I bought last time. What I can do now? Swallow the whole bottle of sleeping pills?

ARGHHH!! I cannot wait for HELP college October intake!!

Is time to sleep now...good night~

~*Yay Yay Yay*~

Hello everyone! This is my first post in my blog! *clap clap* I'm busy dealing with all the settings for this blog. It is quite complicated for a newbie like me. But I will make my blog as nice as I can! At last there is a space for me to spit all my words in my head and heart.

And of course, I will keep on improving in my blog!~*around of applause*